


Why men don't like that: Men like cars, not beige.
Car: Ford Mustang V6 Convertible
What it says about you: that in addition to cheerleading, you think blowies are a competitive sport.
Why men don't like that: While the prospect of easy sex will initially attract most men, the Herpes breakout will ultimately prove a turnoff.
Why men don't like that: men like women who shave their legs.
Car: Hummer H2
What it says about you: that you consider Ron Jeremy and Peter North "colleagues."
Why men don't like that: Oh they like that, it's just that their computer screens are too small to show all the stretch marks and surgery scars.